In a place called vertigo

I thought today was going to be boring. I was wrong. I woke up with a wicked case of vertigo.

I jumped out of bed to the Boils the Orange and the Black at 6:00 am. I immediately felt I was on a roller-coaster run. My head felt like it was spinning. I fell to the ground.

I landed in my poor 100 lb puppy. He didn't seem to mind, he was more worried about me.

I crawled to the bathroom and immediately made friend with the porcelain pot. I emptied the contents of the night before.

My friend Bloo was at my side the entire time licking my face.

I'm sure an adventure of the wonkey toe is in order.

I would like to think he was showing how worried he was for me, but I'm sure he was licking to get some of yummy off my face I was emptying in the pot.

I called out of work. Who would want to have an employee who is on their own personal roller-coaster to drive their vehicle.

I have been in pain all day. Why can't I just cut a break.


- Christian

Location:E Main St,Middletown,United States